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TRITA READS

Well, it looks as if the snow has really left us, finally. I can tell that from all the girls at Edgewater Park on Sundays. All those hunky bodies tell me it's going to be a long HOT summer.

Cleveland's own version of Dynasty is going strong. It seems that Crystal and Alexis are having the affair and Blake is going to be left behind while the two ladies fly off to Ft. Lauderdale with the chauffeur.

Also flying off are two of my favorite bartenders. Albert N. from Keys is moving to Houston and Jimmy C. from Vaults is off to Florida.

Poor Carol! Sue finally told her it's carp she's been eating and all along she thought it was lobster....while Dennis says, "Everytime I've eaten fish it's smelt!"....How true!

Congratulations to Betty Bangles, the winner of a dream date with Orca at 620's Dating Came. Question is, which one which one will have the prettiest dress on their night out? while on the subject of contests, whatever happened to the Mr. GOLD COAST contest? Couldn't get any judges or contestants so Melissa and Mz. D. filled in. When I had myself all set to see some hot muscle men, I end up watching two imitation fish.

Birthday greetings to Estelle Bruno! She turns 65 years young on May 14th. I certainly hope I look as good when I turn her age. What's your secret? Is it because you've been surrounded by good looking men all these years? Joe you're a lucky guy!

Rumor has it Big D's recent marriage is on the rocks. The divorce is going to be one of those Acapulco affairs, so he can have his pick of those young Mexican boys. Dennis, on the other hand, is still married but not on Thursdays. While Squirrel is resorting to the direct sales technique, seems that nothing else works. He also honors all major credit cards.

The "Bulb Snatchers" were out and so were the lights at THE GATHERING's "" cont, page 14

Our 0.3. of the month is DANNY from the 0.P. in Akron. Listed below are Danny's "PICKS OF THE MONTH".

1. PAINTED LOVE

*Soft Sell

2. TRIPPING ON THE MOON *Cerrone

3. THE VISITORS/ WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE

Abba

4. MURPHY'S LAU *Chori

S. FORGET ME NOTS

*Patricia Ruchen

6. FIRE IN MY HEART Madolana Kane

7. STORMY WEATHER

Viola Velle

8. MCCLY OF GET A LITTLE/MEGATHON MAN/ I GOT A LINE ON YOU Patrick Couley

9. BEST PART OF BREAKING UP Roni Griffith

10 JUMP SHOUT

*Lisa

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